This hideous, bloated, self-infatuated monstrosity that presumes to call itself China:
May God save all the rest of us, and all the Chinese - wherever in the world they may happen to live - from its blandishments, seductions, deceptions. And above all, from its monstrously arrogant stupidity.
*Really, since when has that ever stopped me?
Oh, and I almost forgot:
The same goes for that other hideous, bloated, etc, monstrosity. You know, the one that's most securely based in places like Washington DC, and Wall St, and Silicon Valley, and that presumes to call itself America.